what the fuck did you just say about my waifu you little bitch
my dad hid in the shower once with a jar jar binks mask and a knife just to scare me and got it on camera
I found this way too funny.
Very few things on this website actually make me laugh out loud anymore. This is one of them.
i really cant breathe
when i was in 5th grade a boy liked me but i thought he was annoying, so on the playground he tried to ask me to be his girlfriend and i said no and i had to think of an excuse so i started hugging a tree and i told him the tree was my boyfriend, then later i saw him kicking the tree and i felt kinda bad